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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Thursday Wrap: Let's get ready to RUMBLE! Base-brawl in LA, struggling closers and welcome back Giancarlo Stanton

Quote of the Day:
"I don't think it ends there...yesterday, we showed that you can't mess with us."
-- Ronald Belisario

It was nothing but mayhem in Dodger Stadium on Tuesday night as five batters were plunked, two benches cleared, one big scuffle, a few punches thrown, five ejections and certain to be multiple suspensions coming up.  

We're going to get to that and more MLB action this week including Marco Scutaro's bent finger, Cincinnati's dominance at the Friendly Confines, a couple of closers struggling for big-budget teams and Gerrit Cole's big league debut goes just splendid.  

That and much more for today's baseball wrap, but first, Vin Scully's reaction to the benches clearing brawl on Tuesday night:  



Scully has been around for a while...he's probably seen better brawls.  #notimpressed 



Dodgers and D-Backs will finish this in Australia (No Seriously)  

It started when super-phenom-rookie Yasiel Puig (who we gushed over Tuesday) was nailed in the face by Arizona starter Ian Kennedy....actually, it probably started in September of 2011, when Gerardo Parra admired a home run against the Dodgers a little too long for Clayton Kershaw's liking, as he nailed Parra with a pitch the next day.  

Baseball players memories don't fade fast and the very next season, it was Ian Kennedy himself that threw at Clayton Kershaw, once behind and inside of him.  Later in the game, Kershaw threw one high and tight to Kennedy.  

You can argue about the DH rule all you want; critics love the matchups and strategy when pitchers bat, while supporters love the roster flexibility of the designated hitter and that they don't have to worry when a franchise pitcher slides head first into third.  But when pitchers bat...oh boy, if teams have bad blood, it can spill into a fracas like Tuesday.  

After Puig was nailed, Greinke put one right into the back numbers of Arizona cleanup hitter, Miguel Monterro.  Benches cleared, warnings were issued and the game resumed with few fireworks.  And so that's that, right?  Hit batter + retaliation = done deal.  But not to Ian Kennedy who fired one right into Greinke's right shoulder near the head.  That led to this, that we're showing you again. (note how these commentators aren't nearly as serene as Scully). 


MLB.com won't let me embed, so ignore Cody Ross and click this pic/link
At the end, Kennedy, DBacks coach Turner Ward and Gibson were ejected along with McGwire, Puig and Belisario. Expect fines and suspensions to come soon.  First off, a few things I found both awesome and disturbing:

AWESOME: Don Mattingly takes down Alan Trammell.  

DISTURBING: Watching franchise gem Clayton Kershaw in the middle of the scuffle (x10 if you're a Dodger's fan) 

AWESOME:  Mark McGwire barks at Kirk Gibson while Matt Williams (yes, this Matt Williams) holds him back

DISTURBING: Seeing Greinke take a ball close to the head.  Whether or not Kennedy was trying to retaliate, if you're going to retaliate, do NOT throw at the head.  Never throw at the head.  Kennedy will be lucky if he doesn't get suspended for a while.  

AWESOME: Yasiel Puig shouting at the D-Back's in Spanish something that a translator will refuse to repeat.  

DISTURBING: Yasiel Puig injuring his shoulder apparently in the fracas.  

AWESOME: Was there ever a more legendary assembly of former big leaguers who wanted to throw down? Mattingly, Trammell, Gibson, McGwire, Matt Williams and Don Baylor all at one point or another looked like they wanted to, "insert themselves in the game and finish it on the  field" like one of my friends said.  They probably could do it too.  

AWESOME: Thinking about Carlos Quentin sitting somewhere, watching Greinke getting nailed with an evil smile

DISTURBING: Thinking about anyone who could have got hurt in the pile.  MLB should treat fights like hockey and have the two guys go at it until a judge breaks it up.  Plus a crowd of players blocks my view.  



 FINAL THOUGHTS: 

Greinke was a punk for plunking Monterro, since I really think that Kennedy did not mean to hit Puig in the face.  So he may have deserved a ball to the butt...but not the face.  If Kennedy was throwing at Greinke's head, that's inexcusable and he should be suspended at least two starts.  What followed after was naturally part of what happens in a heated game with two foes that don't like each other.  In any case, the DBacks left town holding on to their NL West lead.  

In the meanwhile, MLB announced that the 2014 season will be opening in Australia and the two opponents...none other than the Diamondbacks and Dodgers.  It will be interesting to see what playing down under will be like for the squads.  I personally think that each manager will bring boomerangs and Aborigine spears to keep in the dugout...just in case.  

Australia?  That's a fine proposal mate, it's a good idea for a game looking to expand international appeal and something that Grant Balfor will love but call me old fashioned -- I like the idea of Opening Day being played in the home ballpark.  Watching the first pitch of the season being thrown in Australia, Japan or any other place Selig wants to expand.  And it has nothing to do with any Nationalistic attitudes.  But I think it's still America's pastime.  MERICA.  For baseball.  



Marco Scutaro may have bent pinkie "forever"

Before all you Giants fans start panicking, the official news is that Scutaro, after being hit by a pitch on the pinkie finger, was diagnosed with what's called a "mallet finger" which prevents them from straightening it out.  Scutaro now has a choice: he can be fitted with something that allows him to play.  That's obviously good but the downside is that it could keep the finger bent permanently.  His other choice is to treat the pinkie through a procedure that would leave the San Francisco infielder out at least six weeks.  He'll have to make a decision soon.  In the meantime, the Giants will try and keep pace with the D-Backs, sitting five and half behind Arizona and a game back of second place Colorado.  Get that finger straightened out soon Marco.  Literally.  



More Biogenesis news make me run out of Braun pictures to post

In more news from the Biogenesis scandal, a judge in Florida declined a motion to dismiss a suit against Carlos Acevedo, who both one of Tony Bosch's sidekicks and named in a civil suit by the MLB as baseball tries to get to the bottom of the Biogenesis clinic.  Lawyers had cited the MLB's tactics of intimidation and bullying as a primary reason for the motion.  

Yet the judge determined that the motion had no legs and it will force Bosch, Acevedo and three other defendants into a costly legal battle and also gives the MLB needed leverage as it gathers witnesses and evidence needed to suspend the suspected players.  Check in for more updates and send Ryan Braun pictures to our e-mail.  We're going to need them.  



Reds continue dominance at Wrigley. Apparently hate Old Style. 

When Dusty Baker goes on a revenge tour, he goes all out.  The Reds bested the Cubs again yesterday night, winning their 12th straight at the Friendly Confines with Todd Frazier hitting his first home run since April to pace Cincinnati.  With the win the Reds move to 40-26 on the season, the fastest the club has made it to 40 wins since 1995.  

Meanwhile the Cubs remain in the NL Central cellar though promising results are starting to show in places off the boxscore.  Tommy will probably have more on this later.  The  Reds have won 40 games, but 33 of those wins have come against teams with losing records.  They'll have to pick it up more with the tough part of the schedule coming up and the Pirates and Cardinals looking like legit contenders.  



Closer struggles: Brandon League out the door. Is Papa Grande next?  

There's always going to be noise from the media when a closer change is announced so I've got this dark conspiracy that Mattingly had his guys clear the dugouts and brawl on Tuesday so that it could overshadow the Dodgers changing their 9th inning guy.  Kenley Jansen will take over for the struggling Brandon League.  

Over in Detroit, fans have about had it with Jose Valverde after ruining a terrific Justin Verlander start by allowing a home run to Lorenzo Cain in the Tiger's 3-2 loss to the Royals yesterday.  While the options aren't so clear as a potential replacement for Valverde with prospect Bruce Rondon struggling with command and no one else with much closing experience, there's a nice flow chart over at Bless You Boys to help out Jim Leyland:  



At this point, as a Tiger's fan, I'll take anyone with an arm and hasn't given up five home runs already this season.  Help can't come soon enough for the fans in Detroit.  



Gerrit Cole's "welcome to the Show moment" goes pretty well

What else can we say?  The kid did not disappoint retiring 13 consecutive batters at one point in a 6-2 Pirates win against the Giants.  The top prospect allowed only two runs on seven hits in 6 1/3 innings with a high 90s fastball and showed command for strike zone that was beyond his 22 years.  It's safe to say that the kid has arrived. 

Welcome to the Show, Gerrit Cole.  It looks like you'll be here for a while.  And say hi to Brandon Crawford's sister for us.  Maybe she'll have to get a ridiculous Giants/Pirates split uniform like Brady Quinn's sister.  



Welcome Back Giancarlo Stanton

Giancarlo Stanton made the most of his return from the DL by doing what he knows how to do best: hit home runs.  Stanton blasted a two-out, two-run home run in the 8th inning off also-fresh-off-the-DL, Jim Henderson as the Marlins beat the Brewers, 5-4.  Stanton came off the DL Monday and immediately made an impact with his first home run since April.  Expect more to come.  

Welcome back Mr. Stanton.  Keep doing stuff like this:





That should do it for today, baseball freaks.  And one more gift for you today....





Adios and happy baseball to you...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday Wrap: Trout-tastic, Miguel Cabrera is good, James Shields officially hates his teammates and welcome to The Show Jurickson Profar

Quote of the Day:

"I didn't really think about it until about the eighth inning. And when I got on deck, I started feeling it a little bit. To be honest, I thought Josh was going to hit for the cycle after his those first two at-bats. I wasn't thinking about myself."

-- Mike Trout

Happy mid-week baseball freaks, it's that time where I stop by and instead of doing my work because I'm bored in a cubicle use my free time, to recap everything that's been going on in the wide world of baseball.  If you're in Chicago, take a bit of time to see where you're favorite player will be traded (via Tommy's post yesterday).  If you're anywhere else in the world, take time to move to Chicago.  

Today we've got the youngest player to hit for the cycle (can you guess who it is? Can you?), tell you why Miguel Cabrera is pretty good, Zack Greinke returns to the 4-1-4, and why James Shields won't be taking his teammates out to dinner anytime soon.  .  

Also on the menu, we've got Jurickson Profar's debut, an injured Giant, Don Mattingly potentially on the hot seat, and why does Barry Bonds need to keep being a d****?  

Let's get it started.  



Mike Trout stepped up in his first at-bat against the Seattle Mariners last night and struck out.  It would be the only time in the evening that Trout wasn't simply spectacular.  After a single in the third, a triple in the fourth and a double in the sixth, Mike Trout took a pitch into the rightfield seats for a home run and into the record books as well, making MLB history by hitting for the cycle at age 21... the youngest ever to do it in the history of baseball.  

Trout ended up driving in five runs and pacing the Angels who have now won three straight and get this...it was the first time all season that they gained a whole game on the AL West leading Rangers.  If some of their big names (Pujols, Hamilton) can get their act together, look for the Angels to keep creeping up the standings.  



Miguel Cabrera shined in the national stage, smashing three home runs on ESPN's Sunday Night baseball against Texas.  Even that was not enough to beat the red hot Rangers.  Two nights later, though, Cabrera went deep again against the Indians in a Tiger's win to pull within a game and a half against the just-as-red-hot Tribe.  Boo-ya.

Right now, Cabrera's the talk of the league, thanks to his performance on national television Sunday night.  Miggy has a MLB leading 49 RBI, leads the majors in batting average at .384 and his 12 home runs are second in the AL.  Could another Triple Crown be possible?  Probably not.  No one has ever won the Triple Crown in back-to-back years.  Having said that, though, we are watching possibly the greatest hitter in baseball in the middle of his prime.  If anyone can do it, I would say it's Cabrera.

Sunday night.  Cabrera's second home run is a line shot, straight to dead center.  Here's how fast it got out...3.7 seconds.  



In comparison, let's cut off a clip of a home run after 3.7 seconds of a shot by Mark Trumbo against the Astros...



Pretty wild.  Moving on...



Greinke returns to Milwaukee...Dodgers still suck

The Brewers scored four runs in the fifth inning to beat the reeling Dodgers and handing fresh of the DL, Zack Greinke his first ever loss at Miller Park.  Greinke, who had previously pitched for the Brewers, was 15-0 at home during his Milwaukee career.  

Zack struggled with his command in a very un-Greinke like performance, at one point having thrown 30 balls to 30 strikes on 60 pitches.  Carlos Gomez continues to smoke the ball, hitting a two-run double to pace the Brew Crew. 


What's the best cure for a losing streak? Play the Astros...maybe?

Expectations were sky for the Royals when they basically traded their entire touted farm system for James Shields (I guess when you haven't sniffed the postseason in over a decade, you start to have strange expectations) but entering this week, they had lost three straight and had fell to third in the AL Central.  

Enter the MLB worst Houston Astros.  Just barely keeping above the 1969 Mets pace, the Astros then promptly went out and beat the Royals in the opener.  Losing streak at four.  Then on Tuesday night, the Royals went out and scored seven runs against the atrocious Astros' bullpen, aided by some equally atrocious Astros' defense.  Losing streak snapped!  Yay!  And then last night, they promptly went out and lost to the Stros again with James Shields on the mound.  Shields has now received a total of five runs in his last four starts which is like, terrible.  Shields is now 2-5 with a 2.47 ERA.  Welcome to Kansas City.  Apparently, you lack the will to win.  



Barry Bonds to Miggy: "You ain't as good as me!"

Barry Bonds, who I personally hoped would just leave forever and never resurface as long as I live, is in the headlines again, talking about, who else?  Miguel Cabrera.  Bonds gave Miggy a sort of backhanded compliment in a USA Today Telephone interview:

“He’s definitely the best, it’s not rocket science here.  He’s the best. By far. Without a doubt. The absolute best.”

But then, Bonds goes on to add the caveat...

“I don’t try to compare me to anybody, I was the best on the field. I did more things than he did. My game was different than his game. So comparing him, to me, there’s no comparison.  He doesn’t have my MVPs. He doesn’t have my numbers. Well, not yet, anyways."

Okay Barry Bonds.  You got your piece in, now please go away.  Do we even have to bring up the Balco thing before we talk about your accomplishments?  That's like Bernie Madoff coming out and saying, 

"Yeah, the Ricketts family is rich....but no one made money like I did." 

Hopefully this will be the last time that Barry Bonds is mentioned in this blog until Miguel Cabrera breaks all of his records.  

Moving on...  



Ryan Vogelsong hurt swinging a bat. How do you like the DH rule now, Giants?

Bad news for the Giants as pitcher Ryan Vogelsong fractured his pinky on his pitching hand and underwent surgery this week.  The worst part was how it happened...swinging at an inside pitch.  The ball dislocated Vogelsong's pinky and broke it in two spots.  That means a DL trip for the resurgent right-hander, while the Giants also put reliever Santiago Casilla on the DL with right knee discomfort.  

Casilla was part of the dominant Giants bullpen that helped guide them to a World Series title last season.  He had only pitched twice since May 8.  Chad Gaudin will replace Vogelsong in the rotation while the Giants recalled Sandy Rosario to fill Casilla's spot in the bullpen.  San Fransisco currently sits in a three-way tie with Colorado and Arizona, atop the NL West standings.  Ahead of the Padres and the sucky Dodgers.  


Don Mattingly's seat on the Dodgers bench grows increasingly warm...

And it's not because of the hot temperature in LA.  Speaking of the sucky Dodgers, manager Don Mattingly is sounding more and more like a dead man walking with recent public shots at both Dodgers players and Dodgers management.  Some of the quotes aren't so nice....



THE WISDOM OF DON MATTINGLY

“Too many walks. Too many free runners. And we have to catch the baseball, that’s all there is to it,”
-- Mattingly, on Dodgers recent play. 


“Guys in the big leagues make that play all day long.” 
-- Mattingly on Luis Cruz's dropped line drive.


“Matt Kemp's at the plate. Come on, Dee, we've been there. There's no real upside to stealing the base.”
-- Mattingly on Dee Gordon getting thrown out at third on a stolen base attempt (which, c'mon Dee, NEVER be the first or final out at third)


"It’s not just all, ‘Let’s go put an All-Star team out there and play games, and the team with the All-Star team wins.  All grit and no talent is not going to get you there, and all talent and no grit is not going to get you there. There’s got to be a mixture of both.”
-- Mattingly on the roster he was given. 


“If we don’t win, and we’re healthy, they really should look at it. This team has a lot of talent. My job, and my coaches’ job, is to get them to play the game right. If we can’t get them to play the game right, they may have the wrong voice.”
-- Mattingly on his future as Dodgers skipper.


"For me, today, I’m putting out my lineup that I feel is going to be the most competitive and going to compete the hardest.”
--
Mattingly on benching Andre Ethier


“We had guys get away early who seemed to fit,"
-- Mattingly on losing veteran relievers because management insisted keeping a surplus of starters.  

From the sounds of it, Don Mattingly's must have a weirder plan to keep his job than Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.  You don't talk that way in public about your team and management unless you want to get fired...which is exactly what one NL executive said: "It sounds like he wants to get fired."  

Look for Mattingly to next say that Matt Kemp never should have given his jersey to that punk ass kid.  

NOW YOU DECIDE BASEBALL FANS:

Is Don Mattingly on his way out as Dodgers manager?

 

Let the Jurickson Profar Show begin! 

Rangers called up the top prospect in baseball when Ian Kinsler went to the DL this week.  While it appears to only be a temporary time in the majors for Profar, you never know when this year's first Trout/Harper rookie will hit the Show.  Fantasy owners be on alert.  

This is actually not the first time that Profar had to come to the rescue after a Kinsler injury when Profar became the 113th player to hit a home run in his first major league at-bat last August.  While he'll probably head back to Triple-A Round Rock when Kinsler comes back, you never know what kind of production guys like this have during their "stints."  It may just be enough to make Ron Washington find a place for the kid.  Keep an eye out and welcome back Jurickson Profar!  



And finally, no Thursday Wrap would be complete without our traditional....

LINKS-WRAP-UP-FOR-LAZY-PEOPLE




Today's theme is "TRADE FOR WHO!?!"  

Let's roll...


Red Sox GM not going to talk to Ellsbury   ●   But Theo might   ●   No offense but Jesus is not good enough (before you gasp, read first)   ●   Chase Utley is scared swinging   ●   One Opening Day starter down, 29 to go (ps - we want Ben Revere back - MN fans)   ●   You know you're struggling when John Danks coming back sounds awesome   ●   Joey Bats does baseball-ish things that are good   ●   Gary Carter Street in Canada sounds good, hopefully sounds better in French   ●   When Max Scherzer is on, he's really f----g on   ●   Stanton takes live batting practice (and knocks satellite out of sky?)   ●   Kuroda will not miss a start, Phil Hughes spot start averted


Thanks for tuning in baseball freaks, catch you this weekend...

Oh and Kate?  



Yeah Kate!